19 Points???

[Kyajae]

How the hell did we even manage that! I've just turned on Sky News to be greeted with the result of the UK's entry for Eurovision. What a complete pile of sh1te! It was embarrasing to watch the news item.

I couldn't tell if they were meant to be airline stewards or Butlins blue coats. Cringe?? Knawing on my own liver would have been less excrutiating. Finishing second from bottom, I cannot fathom for the life of me how the hell it got nominated to represent us.

I know Eurovision is renound as the major European cheese event, but are we now a nation infamous for producing utter kack?? I'll ponder this while I'm walking the dogs this morning.

 

[milanbenes]

kay,

what you doing up this early ?

a man of your age should not yet have got home from a wild night out on the town

sort yourself out man

Milan.

 

[Kyajae]

kay,

what you doing up this early ?

a man of your age should not yet have got home from a wild night out on the town

sort yourself out man

Milan.

I'm always up early - two loopy labradors need a walk and the papers to fetch.

 

[milanbenes]

do you live with your mummy and daddy ?

Milan.

 

[wendigo100]

How the hell did we even manage that! I've just turned on Sky News to be greeted with the result of the UK's entry for Eurovision. What a complete pile of sh1te! It was embarrasing to watch the news item.

I couldn't tell if they were meant to be airline stewards or Butlins blue coats. Cringe?? Knawing on my own liver would have been less excrutiating. Finishing second from bottom, I cannot fathom for the life of me how the hell it got nominated to represent us.

I know Eurovision is renound as the major European cheese event, but are we now a nation infamous for producing utter kack?? I'll ponder this while I'm walking the dogs this morning.

You're lucky! I had to sit with my family and watch the whole tulipe show.

There were only three decent songs, and they came nowhere, but the songs were immaterial anyway. The voting can be predicted with an atlas and a rudimentary knowledge of European politics over the last 100 years. I tell my family this but they still insist on watching the whole fiasco.

We seem to have only have two allies in Europe at the moment, Ireland and Malta. Serbia have loads - all the ex-Yugoslavia nations, plus all the other ex-communist countries. And I assure you, the Serbian song that won was also unmitigated crap.

So I blame Tony Blair for invading Iraq.

 

[xoggoth]

Dunno how anyone could watch ever 1 second of it. Saw a picture of our entrants. They reminded me strongly of those brave sailors who got captured in Iraq.

 

[Cowboy Bob]

Eurovision gave the world Celine Dion. Enough said...

 

[wendigo100]

Eurovision gave the world Celine Dion. Enough said...

By we gave Eurovision Cliff Richard ... 15-all

 

[Buffoon]

So I blame Tony Blair for invading Iraq.

Sadly, this is very true.

Anyway, the trick is to NOT win. The winner has to host the event the next year at their own expense and give away the whole show to the other members for free. The daft Eastern Europeans haven’t figured this out yet.

 

[foritisme]

I'll think you'll find the UK is one of the biggest contributors to Eurovision whether we stage it or not.