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Originally posted by Clippy

Thats such an excellent idea!
We could use our avatars instead of photos obviously, to protect our identities
What would the categories be?The pope is a tard. -
"Volume of Orgasm" in your case!Originally posted by SallyAnne
Thats such an excellent idea!
We could use our avatars instead of photos obviously, to protect our identities
What would the categories be?
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Suggestions:Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat would the categories be?
Bulltulip rating
Nork size
GeekinessComment
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Could be amusing. Will SA and threaded both have 10 points in the 'Nork size' category?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Smashing idea.
Categories should be:
Years Contracting.
Hourly rate.
Age.
Max commuting distance.
Average CUK post count.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by Churchill"Volume of Orgasm" in your case!

Oooh - you made me blush and feel all funny there
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Like it.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanSmashing idea.
Categories should be:
Years Contracting.
Hourly rate.
Age.
Max commuting distance.
Average CUK post count.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Total number of last reply in threads.
Number of IR investigations
Average agency marginIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Hehe...Originally posted by hyperDTotal number of last reply in threads.
Number of IR investigations
Average agency margin
Most Annoying Signature
Number of Banned CUK AccountsRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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