(Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a reference to yesterday's occurrence..)
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I got it.Originally posted by timh(Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a reference to yesterday's occurrence..)
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.Originally posted by zeitghostThis question comes up with stunning regularity really..
On two successive days this week...

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Originally posted by SockpuppetNo one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.
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I lied, or at least my agent lied for me in order to get one of my first contracts. I had a telephone interview on a Friday, and the Monday I was flying to Holland, I was RTFM on the plane and in the Taxi to the client. I am glad I lied because the contact turned out well and the client very pleased.
These days it is the reverse; I tone down my CV because clients seem to be put off if you are of a too higher standard."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I have never had that problem.Originally posted by Paddyclients seem to be put off if you are of a too higher standard.
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Oi!!!!Originally posted by SockpuppetNo one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Having met SA, I can vouch that her avatar is not a bad lookey-likey. There is definitely some likeness there.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Is it the glazed look in the eyes?Originally posted by XenophonHaving met SA, I can vouch that her avatar is not a bad lookey-likey. There is definitely some likeness there.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIs it the glazed look in the eyes?
Hehe...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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