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Mention monkey's all you want to a geordie who lives in SunderlandOriginally posted by SysmanShh. Don't mention monkeys to someone who lives in Sunderland.
I'd almost forgot about Reidy and his monkey's heed!
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Originally posted by wendigo100Actually it's Hartlepool, but I guess they are all the same up there.
Ooh - whats the Hartlepool monkey connection? I'm not sure I'm aware of it!
Edit: Oh yeah, they hung it didn't they
Thought it was a spy
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hangerOriginally posted by SallyAnneOoh - whats the Hartlepool monkey connection? I'm not sure I'm aware of it!
Edit: Oh yeah, they hung it didn't they
Thought it was a spy 
still makes me laugh....Call the cops
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Its just more evidence that all us norveners are well hung
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A mass hanging disguised as an evolutionary cull seems like a great idea.Originally posted by EternalOptimistIts just more evidence that all us norveners are well hung
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Originally posted by freakydancerA mass hanging disguised as an evolutionary cull seems like a great idea.
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I'm here all week!!Originally posted by EternalOptimistswine

(well, I'm not actually as I'm away on Thursday & Friday but you get what I'm saying)Call the cops
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Originally posted by freakydancerI'm here all week!!
(well, I'm not actually as I'm away on Thursday & Friday but you get what I'm saying)
You're not spreading your seed back up here again are you?
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Nope - speading it in New York this time...Originally posted by SallyAnneYou're not spreading your seed back up here again are you?
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