Originally posted by Barriebazg
hide them in the spare room.
but a big load of monkey nuts and a big bottle of cola.
Take her down to a quiet spot on the canal and eat the nuts, drink the pop and say to her - 'we dont have to spend a fortune, or go anywhere special. As long as we have each other'
When you get home, light a candle, bring out the bubbly, the choccie and the flowers
and say to her 'but I dont mind spending a fortune and anywhere with you is special'
You'll be pulling the sheets out of yer @rse for a week
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