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Originally posted by freakydancer
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Wahey!!Originally posted by Kyajae
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Originally posted by freakydancerWahey!!
Personally, for doing such a stoopid thing, I'd have terminated the zoo keepers contract and given him the elbow!Comment
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Never smile at a crocodile
No you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away
Say goodnight and not good-day
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mr CrocodileBoom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
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Where does Oliver keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
I'm here all week
My dad used to tell that one when Elvis Costello was big.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Zookeepers fired bullets at the crocodile's neck to get it to release its vice-like grip on the torn forearm.
"The crocodile was unharmed as we didn't find any bullet holes on its hide," said Chen Po-tsun, a zoo official.
A bulletproof crocodile!!Comment
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But he can wrist assured they won't!Originally posted by Kyajae
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Good, 'off-the-cuff' delivery there...Originally posted by wendigo100But he can wrist assured they won't!Comment
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