Originally posted by sasguru
Ah SA if only you knew what I really look like. It's nice being thought of as ugly for a change. 
I'm sure you're an utter sex god Sas
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I'm sure you're an utter sex god Sas
The pope is a tard. -
Thing is if you're feeling ill, being at work is as good a place as any. At home, you're not enjoying yourself anyway, plus:
* You have to suffer daytime TV
* Being 'looked after' by wife + kids.
I'll take being at work thanks.Comment
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Sally, you are always ill, you need to look at your lifestyle?Originally posted by SallyAnneBeing poorly sucks when you're a contractor.
I feel like crap today - got a stingy eyes, snotty nose, aching body type cold
If I was a permie I'd have rang in sick, and I'd be tucked up in bed with my PJ's on, snuggled under the duvet watching chick flicks all day
Stupid daily rateThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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buy sky + and a dvd player - get with it.Originally posted by bobhope
give you wife and kids £100 and tell them to have a nice day out.Comment
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