monkey

[freakydancer]

Two monkeys get in the bath

One goes "eee eee ooow aah aah aah"

The other monkey says "put some f**king cold water in then"


I'm here all week.

[threaded]

By trying often the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

[chef]

cheers freaky, made me laugh

[SallyAnne]

Two monkeys get in the bath

One goes "eee eee ooow aah aah aah"

The other monkey says "put some f**king cold water in then"


I'm here all week.

Oh my god - someone told me that exact same joke last night!!!!


2 donkeys in a boat
one goes "eee o"
the other goes, "no yee ******* oar for a change, I'm knackered!"

(Probably better in a geordie accent)

[ZZZZ Snoozer]

Two monkeys get in the bath

One goes "eee eee ooow aah aah aah"

The other monkey says "put some f**king cold water in then"


I'm here all week.

Two nuns are in the bath

One says "Where's the soap"?

The other replies "yes it does, doesn't it"

[SallyAnne]

2 buscuits on a boat
one says "where you living these days?"
the other one says "I'm not telling you, you'll come round and steal my washing"

[freakydancer]

2 buscuits on a boat
one says "where you living these days?"
the other one says "I'm not telling you, you'll come round and steal my washing"

Get your coat and leave quietly please.