she's going...

[lilelvis2000]

on holiday today! The wife and little are flying off for four weeks to visit the relatives today! yay! Don't mind the wife leaving - but will miss the little guy (I miss him during the day nevermind four weeks!).

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

 

[Paddy]

on holiday today! The wife and little are flying off for four weeks to visit the relatives today! yay! Don't mind the wife leaving - but will miss the little guy (I miss him during the day nevermind four weeks!).

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

Yellow pages

 

[Buffoon]

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

Work on giving her grounds to be the ex-nagging wife.

 

[freakydancer]

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

Have an affair.

Go on - you know it makes sense.

 

[gingerjedi]

My wife goes to America with work for a week every quarter, I just go to bed later masturbate more and eat strange combinations for dinner, I think to myself that this is what my life would be like if I was single and always look forward to her coming back!

 

[hyperD]

Eat duck liver pate off a quivering dwarfs belly and pretend you're at one of Freddy Mercury's outrageous parties.

 

[andy]

Live like a pig make a mess
Drink like there's no tomorrow,
beer for the breakfast
hit the town and go bird hunting

 

[Troll]

Live like a pig make a mess
Drink like there's no tomorrow,
beer for the breakfast
hit the town and go bird hunting

Naw... make sure the house is spotless, all the washing & ironing is done for when she comes back. I guarantee she will wonder wtf is going on and think you've been up to no good

 

[Swiss Tony]

Firstly slightly move all of the furniture. Not enough to be obvious but just enough to make it look a bit odd.

Then proceed to stick bits of cork under the table legs to make it taller, again not too much but a bit.

Try and get all of the house furniture to be at slightly different angels.

When she comes back it will bug the hell out of her as she can’t put a finger on what’s different!

 

[lilelvis2000]

I'd invite everyone up - but me thinks you'd get to watford and be afraid of going further - and turn back.