Monkey

[Lucy]

Who hasn't been able to resist the PG Tips packet with a free five inch monkey ?

He's sooo cute.

And I don't like tea bags...

 

[VectraMan]

The nature of Monkey was.... Irrepressible!

 

[threaded]

But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.

 

[xoggoth]

Yeh! got one yesterday. Have you tried sticking your finger down its mouth? Quite deep. So satisfying. Hmmm.

 

[Lucy]

Yeh! got one yesterday. Have you tried sticking your finger down its mouth? Quite deep. So satisfying. Hmmm.

Yes, it feels wrong.

I've now put an incense stick in his mouth and he is sitting on the fruit bowl.

 

[TheOmegaMan]

Have you tried spanking this five inch monkey yet Lucy ?

 

[Lucy]

Have you tried spanking this five inch monkey yet Lucy ?

Only if he does something wrong.

Have you with yours ?

 

[TheOmegaMan]

No way. Mine is twice that size and would take yer eye out if provoked.

 

[pisces]

I like monkeys