Claw!!

[SueEllen]

Why wasn't I so naughty as a child?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-68163418

 

[Uncle Albert]

Bloody snowflake generation. Back in my day you had to wait for someone to fish you out with the claw.

 

[vetran]

Frankie says

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I'll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door
When the chips are down I'll be around
With my undying, death-defying love for you

earwig time