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O hell.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Wotho Milly Beans.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Yo Xog, good to see you
how's life
how is your neighbour who was quietly claiming the patch of ground at the bottom of their garden
is the blue bell railway still there or did it go bust during covid
are you still using the Maestro van as a "daily driver"
Milan.Comment
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Sorta alive. Neighbour lost that years ago, we get on ok now. Railway still going and got a Ford Fiesta "van", aka a car with no rear seat/windows. Can't quite remember now, but was it you tried to poach Trinity, that fat online lady I had a brief thing with?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Xog, I put your data through an AI powered real time analytics datalake with ML middleware and ios native frontend and discovered some unpheasant phacts about your behaviour in the forums and the way you treat your peers:
Join Date:Jul 2005
Location:xoggoth towers
Posts:15663
Thanks (Given):25
Thanks (Received):1,079
Likes (Given):407
Likes (Received):4,675
the data is telling us a story Xog
you've made 15663 posts, which is good, and we are proud of you for that
you've received 1,079 Thanks, this is something for you to be proud of
and you've had 4,675 Likes which really means you are getting noticed
what we're finding disturbing though, is there seems to be an imbalance between your receiving and giving
you've given 25 Thanks, twenty five !!
and you've given 407 Likes
this is not good Xog, your receiving to giving ratio is well below the norm and in lower tens percentile
you're lucky the Mods haven't picked you up on this
we need you to make immediate improvements otherwise you could find yourself having to attend a CUK Poster Awareness Course
consider yourself ticked off, and do make sure to make ammends and pay attention to giving to others
Your friend,
Milan.
Milan.
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Originally posted by milanbenes View Postyou've given 25 Thanks, twenty five !!
and you've given 407 Likes
this is not good Xog, your receiving to giving ratio is well below the norm and in lower tens percentile
you're lucky the Mods haven't picked you up on this
HTH'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by milanbenes View PostXog, I put your data through an AI powered real time analytics datalake with ML middleware and ios native frontend and discovered some unpheasant phacts about your behaviour in the forums and the way you treat your peers:
Join Date:Jul 2005
Location:xoggoth towers
Posts:15663
Thanks (Given):25
Thanks (Received):1,079
Likes (Given):407
Likes (Received):4,675
the data is telling us a story Xog
you've made 15663 posts, which is good, and we are proud of you for that
you've received 1,079 Thanks, this is something for you to be proud of
and you've had 4,675 Likes which really means you are getting noticed
what we're finding disturbing though, is there seems to be an imbalance between your receiving and giving
you've given 25 Thanks, twenty five !!
and you've given 407 Likes
this is not good Xog, your receiving to giving ratio is well below the norm and in lower tens percentile
you're lucky the Mods haven't picked you up on this
we need you to make immediate improvements otherwise you could find yourself having to attend a CUK Poster Awareness Course
consider yourself ticked off, and do make sure to make ammends and pay attention to giving to others
Your friend,
Milan.
Milan.
But we now know that Xoggy is a taker not a giver?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
The 25 thanks and 407 likes were all given to the mods because he's a smarmy brown noser so obviously the Mods are quite happy with the situation.
HTHAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
I think its more likely the Mods are still so hungover from Xmas they haven't changed attire or noticed....…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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