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    #2
    O hell.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Wotho Milly Beans.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Yo Xog, good to see you

        how's life

        how is your neighbour who was quietly claiming the patch of ground at the bottom of their garden

        is the blue bell railway still there or did it go bust during covid

        are you still using the Maestro van as a "daily driver"

        Milan.

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          #5
          Sorta alive. Neighbour lost that years ago, we get on ok now. Railway still going and got a Ford Fiesta "van", aka a car with no rear seat/windows. Can't quite remember now, but was it you tried to poach Trinity, that fat online lady I had a brief thing with?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6

            Xog, I put your data through an AI powered real time analytics datalake with ML middleware and ios native frontend and discovered some unpheasant phacts about your behaviour in the forums and the way you treat your peers:

            Join Date:Jul 2005
            Location:xoggoth towers
            Posts:15663
            Thanks (Given):25
            Thanks (Received):1,079
            Likes (Given):407
            Likes (Received):4,675

            the data is telling us a story Xog

            you've made 15663 posts, which is good, and we are proud of you for that

            you've received 1,079 Thanks, this is something for you to be proud of

            and you've had 4,675 Likes which really means you are getting noticed

            what we're finding disturbing though, is there seems to be an imbalance between your receiving and giving

            you've given 25 Thanks, twenty five !!

            and you've given 407 Likes

            this is not good Xog, your receiving to giving ratio is well below the norm and in lower tens percentile

            you're lucky the Mods haven't picked you up on this

            we need you to make immediate improvements otherwise you could find yourself having to attend a CUK Poster Awareness Course

            consider yourself ticked off, and do make sure to make ammends and pay attention to giving to others

            Your friend,

            Milan.

            Milan.

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              #7
              Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
              you've given 25 Thanks, twenty five !!

              and you've given 407 Likes

              this is not good Xog, your receiving to giving ratio is well below the norm and in lower tens percentile

              you're lucky the Mods haven't picked you up on this
              The 25 thanks and 407 likes were all given to the mods because he's a smarmy brown noser so obviously the Mods are quite happy with the situation.

              HTH
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                Xog, I put your data through an AI powered real time analytics datalake with ML middleware and ios native frontend and discovered some unpheasant phacts about your behaviour in the forums and the way you treat your peers:

                Join Date:Jul 2005
                Location:xoggoth towers
                Posts:15663
                Thanks (Given):25
                Thanks (Received):1,079
                Likes (Given):407
                Likes (Received):4,675

                the data is telling us a story Xog

                you've made 15663 posts, which is good, and we are proud of you for that

                you've received 1,079 Thanks, this is something for you to be proud of

                and you've had 4,675 Likes which really means you are getting noticed

                what we're finding disturbing though, is there seems to be an imbalance between your receiving and giving

                you've given 25 Thanks, twenty five !!

                and you've given 407 Likes

                this is not good Xog, your receiving to giving ratio is well below the norm and in lower tens percentile

                you're lucky the Mods haven't picked you up on this

                we need you to make immediate improvements otherwise you could find yourself having to attend a CUK Poster Awareness Course

                consider yourself ticked off, and do make sure to make ammends and pay attention to giving to others

                Your friend,

                Milan.

                Milan.
                sounds like my linkedin update.

                But we now know that Xoggy is a taker not a giver?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                  The 25 thanks and 407 likes were all given to the mods because he's a smarmy brown noser so obviously the Mods are quite happy with the situation.

                  HTH
                  I think its more likely the Mods are still so hungover from Xmas they haven't changed attire or noticed....
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post

                    I think its more likely the Mods are still so hungover from Xmas they haven't changed attire or noticed....
                    I get most of my likes from your wife when she has the big O.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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