Ask Boris...

[darmstadt]

Go on, you know you want to: Ask a question at the next coronavirus press conference - GOV.UK

[DoctorStrangelove]

"Hi, Boris, why are you such a useless mother****er?"

[Old Greg]

"Are you my Daddy?"

[TestMangler]

Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?

[Old Greg]

Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?

A better questions would be: "Do you still think it was a great idea to shake lots of people's hands in a hospital and then advertise the fact to the general public?"

[vetran]

A better questions would be: "Do you still think it was a great idea to shake lots of people's hands in a hospital and then advertise the fact to the general public?"

This

[Old Greg]

This

I'm not sure if there's a reckless life endangerment crime in England and Wales, but if there is, seeing Johnson up in front of the beak is up there in the fantasy legal cases space, with Blair in front of the International Criminal Court on an Aggression charge.

[ladymuck]

If COVID were a Greco-Roman god, which would it be and why?

[DimPrawn]

If COVID were a Greco-Roman god, which would it be and why?

Koalemos/Coalemus

[DealorNoDeal]

I wonder if Boris infected more people than the number of women he's impregnated.