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    Go on, you know you want to: Ask a question at the next coronavirus press conference - GOV.UK
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    "Hi, Boris, why are you such a useless mother****er?"
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #3
      "Are you my Daddy?"

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        #4
        Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?
          A better questions would be: "Do you still think it was a great idea to shake lots of people's hands in a hospital and then advertise the fact to the general public?"

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            A better questions would be: "Do you still think it was a great idea to shake lots of people's hands in a hospital and then advertise the fact to the general public?"
            This
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              This
              I'm not sure if there's a reckless life endangerment crime in England and Wales, but if there is, seeing Johnson up in front of the beak is up there in the fantasy legal cases space, with Blair in front of the International Criminal Court on an Aggression charge.

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                #8
                If COVID were a Greco-Roman god, which would it be and why?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  If COVID were a Greco-Roman god, which would it be and why?
                  Koalemos/Coalemus

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                    #10
                    I wonder if Boris infected more people than the number of women he's impregnated.
                    Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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