Don't screw around....

[Scruff]

Here's to the memory of Dead-Eye Dick,
The only man with a corkscrew prick.
He spent his life in a fruitless hunt,
To find a girl with a corkscrew xxxx.

At last when he found her,
He dropped stone dead,
For the bloody thing
Had a left hand thread...

 

[BR14]

 

[ladymuck]

so this is to be a humourless forum for fear we upset some sensitive 'woke' snowflakes then?

bolloks!

No, this isn't mumsnet

 

[BrilloPad]

No, this isn't mumsnet

Indeed. I asked what to do at CentreParcs and got no amusing responses.....

 

[GhostofTarbera]

No, this isn't mumsnet

Zzzzzzz


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[DoctorStrangelove]

well, not whitworth anyway

BSP?

British Standard Pipe

 

[Dark Black]

Coarse thread....

 

[JohntheBike]

that would have been a metric thread then?

and left hand no doubt!

 

[JohntheBike]

BSP?

British Standard Pipe

odd number of turns

 

[LondonManc]

I got a steering wheel stuck down my pants once. It was driving me nuts.