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I've given up........

Francko said:
If only didn't make you addictive. You could smoke when you enjoy it. Which is sometimes pleasant. Unfortunately, that's not the way it works. If you were not forced to regularly smoke a packet a day the risk of cancer will be negligible.


It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.
 
Bagpuss said:
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.


Way to go Bill Hicks :rolleyes:
 
After reading all the ill effects of smoking on our health and lots of diseases it causes, I stopped ... reading.
 
Francko said:
If only didn't make you addictive. You could smoke when you enjoy it. Which is sometimes pleasant. Unfortunately, that's not the way it works. If you were not forced to regularly smoke a packet a day the risk of cancer will be negligible.

FFS. You said the same a year ago. Stop w*anking over it and quit. Or not. Or whatever.
 
Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fooks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you...Don't take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?
NON-SMOKERS DIE EVERY DAY... Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too.
 
Bagpuss said:
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.

You need a patch - now!
 
Bagpuss said:
Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fooks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you...Don't take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?
NON-SMOKERS DIE EVERY DAY... Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too.

Totally agreed. There's only one thing worse than a whining non-smoker, and that's a whining ex-smoker.
 
SallyAnne said:
It's a f*king horrible thing to smoke - I wish you all the best of luck.


no its not. i ****** love it.
 
Bagpuss said:
Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fooks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you

Now tell us the REAL reason you first started Baggy. Its because when you were an impressionable teenager you thought it made you look cool, trendy, and sophisticated, when in fact all it made you look like was the sad little insecure nerd you probably were. Didn't have the gumption to make your own statement, and here you are years later still trying to justify that foolish choice. Sad really.
:rolleyes:
 

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