Cap'n Jack...

[zeitghost]

How are the preparations for the wedding going?

 

[Captain Jack]

How are the preparations for the wedding going?

Pretty good, thanks - Michael Barrymore says he can't make it which is a blessed relief.

Did you see me in Torchwood this week? I thought it was my best performance so far.

 

[Buffoon]

Did you see me in Torchwood this week? I thought it was my best performance so far.

His best acting it may be, but that is just a comment on his acting ability. Have a weeping eye while the guy next to you dies when he holds your hand: RADA 101.

I have got to admit I’m surprised that I am still watching it. Dodgy sex scenes and profanities are not good enough. If they want an adult sci-fi then give us something to think about. This is a lost opportunity by the BBC. It will be difficult to have another go after this. It might blight serious Sci-Fi on British TV for years to come.

 

[Captain Jack]

Noticed you went a bit red in the car, Cap'n Jack... was that the carboxyhaemoglobin kicking in?

No, I was just trying to squeeze out a fart quietly.

 

[Captain Jack]

ROTFLMAO...

Thank you!

I am the consumate professional and did not want to spoil the take.

 

[Captain Jack]

Loved the kilt by the way...

Do you think blue is me? I was nervous beforehand but I thought I carried it off well. If you're nice to me and watch the Torchwood season finale tonight I'll show you my dirk.

 

[Captain Jack]

I owe it all to Captain Scarlet.

I do draw the line at kissing weevils though.

 

[Captain Jack]

It's true he had the best overcoat.

 

[cojak]

Guilty Secret moment...

I was a Mysteron sympathiser

They came in Peace. We shot to kill. [Episode 1] *shakes head sadly...*

 

[Buffoon]

Guilty Secret moment...

I was a Mysteron sympathiser

They came in Peace. We shot to kill. [Episode 1] *shakes head sadly...*

I though that we went there (Mars IIRC) and caused the trouble.