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    #11
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Go into CPW and ask if they mind you testing out the camera by taking pictures of your cock.

    HTH
    The problem with that is someone will cry fowl !
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      The problem with that is someone will cry fowl !
      A poultry farmer near me is always taking pictures of young chicks with cocks.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #13
        Originally posted by Paddy
        A poultry farmer near me is always taking pictures of young chicks with cocks.
        Do you live in Thailand?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          nokia n95

          hang on for nokia n95 out Q1. 5 mpix camera and built in gps sat nav to help you find said c0ck.

          Seriously, its worth waiting for.

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            #15
            Honestly, who needs all this fecking junk?

            I have had dozens of mobile phones over the years, and from a functional point of view, except for portability and battery life, they seem to be getting worse and worse.

            I want a mobile to make phone calls and send the very occasional 'txt msg m8'.

            I don't want it to organise my life (I have a diary), be a camera (I have proper cameras) or a game-playing device.

            Same thing with PDAs. I was an early adopter with the (hopeless) Apple Newton, and the (somewhat functional) Psion 3a. But in the end, I reverted to pen, and a pocket diary/notebook - so much more functional and no battery worries!

            Am I alone in being frustrated with this flimsy, feature-overloaded, poorly-engineered, 'made in China' tulipe that passes for consumer electronics nowadays?

            Whatever you buy, this time next year it will be on the tulipheap anyway.

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #16
              Why carry a separate camera when I can just use my mobile? If the camera quality is good enough then a quick click, download onto the PC and there you go.

              I was at the kids christmas show and I only had my mobile on me. While the pictures will be OK (2 Megapixels), I want to see if theres a better one out there...

              Older and ...well, just older!!

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                #17
                Originally posted by bogeyman
                Am I alone in being frustrated with this flimsy, feature-overloaded, poorly-engineered, 'made in China' tulipe that passes for consumer electronics nowadays?
                No - you're just alone and frustrated...

                Older and ...well, just older!!

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                  #18
                  The Wasp T12 - be heard and be seen with it

                  Why not get the uber-cool Wasp T12 speechtool, featuring full fidelity vox phoning, voice authority enhancement, TV-cast hijack capability, text insult dictionary, foldout MP3 decks and an extra large 5 button? Check it out at
                  www.trashbat.co.uk.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by white-anglo-reactionary
                    Why not get the uber-cool Wasp T12 speechtool, featuring full fidelity vox phoning, voice authority enhancement, TV-cast hijack capability, text insult dictionary, foldout MP3 decks and an extra large 5 button? Check it out at
                    www.trashbat.co.uk.
                    Peace and fooking!
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by bogeyman
                      After a new lawnmower with a really good toaster built in

                      If you want a "really good camera" then buy a fecking camera, not a mobile phone.
                      It sounds churlish but I have to agree. OTOH if you just want a no-focus snapshotter that actually produces recognisable snaps of people near you, fine: that's what I want from my phone camera too. But I wouldn't call it "really good", or even "any good".

                      "Decent camera" = quality compact digital eg Nikon Coolpix.
                      "Good camera" = 35mm or recent digital SLR.
                      "Really good camera" = Medium Format or better.

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