Originally posted by Churchill
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FFS, clueless!
Originally posted by Lucy[SIZE=24]FFFFFS Rhetorical ![/SIZE]Last edited by Churchill; 8 December 2006, 15:48.Comment
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As Mordac will tell you, I am a master of tack. You have to be subtle.
This week on a conference call to the US I was asked on the performance of the sales system they were using. The developer and his boss were in the room. So I told them
'It looks like something that Blue Peter would've knocked up!'.
'Oh whats Blue Peter?' was the question from the yanks
'Oh it's tv show where they make stuff out of sticky back plastic'
'Oh....' then silence.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Feck me, tell them I can put them in touch with at least half-a-dozen people who could write that kind of stuff properly at less than a quarter of the cost!Originally posted by LucyI am just struggling with how pathetic it is. The muppet is charged at £2k a day, and leaves promptly at 5pm to pick-up the sprog.Comment
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Based on your new website I'd be inclined to agree.Originally posted by MarillionFanAs Mordac will tell you, I am a master of tack.
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