Blessed!!

[sasguru]

Are you Catholic? Catholic tradition says Mary remained a virgin all her life. The Bible says Mary went on to have other children, both girls and boys.

Ah now it's all clear. Thanks.

[sasguru]

Chico, is your faith as large as this man's?

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-02.html

[Buffoon]

I am in illustrous company

Disciples of Jesus and how they died

Peter - crucified
Andrew - crucified
Matthew - killed by the sword
James, son of Alphaeus- crucifed
Philip - crucified
Simon - crucified
Thaddaeus - killed by arrows
James, brother of Jesus - stoned
Thomas - spear thrust
Bartholomew - crucified
James, son of Zebedee - the sword

Not forgetting Apostle Paul, Stephen the first matyr the Old Testament prophets who killed, what is a little abuse on this board? It just goes to show that the message of the Gospel is foolishness to those who are perishing.

2 Corinthians 4: 8-9

We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; perplexed, but not in despair; persecuted, but not abandoned; struck down, but not destroyed.

Clearly it’s not just us that think it all a load of rubbish. In their own time, they though they were talking sh1t and did something to shut them up. We are just more tolerant and reasonable these days.

[Mordac]

Are you Catholic? Catholic tradition says Mary remained a virgin all her life. The Bible says Mary went on to have other children, both girls and boys.

Doesn't this suggest Joseph was either gay or impotent? (That's a semi-serious question, btw, not that I'm expecting a straight answer. If you excuse the pun.

[DodgyAgent]

Doesn't this suggest Joseph was either gay or impotent? (That's a semi-serious question, btw, not that I'm expecting a straight answer. If you excuse the pun.

Could have been both Mordy

[Mordac]

Could have been both Mordy

Very possibly, so I shall bow to your greater expertise in this matter.

[Rantor]

Are you Catholic? Catholic tradition says Mary remained a virgin all her life. The Bible says Mary went on to have other children, both girls and boys.

Chico. I think you should come to my home town and ask a random sample of people that question on a Friday night. You might get to meet yaweh quicker than you anticipated.

[BoredBloke]

How thick was old Joe then? Mary tells him that she is up the duff and he knows (becasue she is a virgin) that it isn't him. Then she tells him that it was god who knocked her @rse off - and he went for it.

My version of events were that Mary was just some young slapper who after getting knocked up blamed it on God and the thick sod fell for it hook line and sinker. Then the sprog she dropped turned into the Paul Daniels of his day.

And so it came to pass the Jebus turned the water into wine and told onto the crowd that verily they would like this but alas not a lot.

[hattra]

I am in illustrous company

Disciples of Jesus and how they died . . .

If you truly believe this, Chico, seek professional help, you are delusional.

If not, stop being a prat

If you really are a Christian, stop your "contributions" to this board and restrict yourself to secular matters, as you do nothing but damage to your faith and its reputation

If not, stop being a prat

[Board Game Geek]

I think you'll find he is a troll. Probably a Satanist, posing as a Xian. Doing a good job too.