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[TheOmegaMan]

Hello my name is Derek. I like computers and I have been contracting for a very long time. I have been banned, but I understand where I went wrong before. I was full of hate and bitterness. I am clean now, and my heart is full of joy. I love you all, not love in a sexual way, but love in a big burly hug sort of way. I respect the opinions of others too, especially females who have to go through childbirth just so we can reproduce. Most of all I respect those in authority, they have tough decisions to make on how the world works. We all need to work much harder for them, and agree with them more often.

 

[DirtyOldMan]

Hello Derek, you sound nice, where are you going on your hol.........

..oh sorry, wrong thread.

 

[sasguru]

Hello Derek. Congratulations on you pre-frontal lobotomy. Did it hurt?

 

[Lucy]

Christ ! Is that what my scar is ?

 

[DirtyOldMan]

No Lucy, an ovarian cyst is something completely different.

 

[Lucy]

I never did like you.

 

[TheOmegaMan]

Christ ! Is that what my scar is ?

Please do not blaspheme lucy for it may offend our christian brothers. You might also want to sit up properly. I have done a risk assessment on your position: it seems likely all the blood will rush to your head and make you dizzy.

 

[Lucy]

Bog off god botherer