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I promised the nice VAT man I wouldn't use it for pleasure...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
The contract I'm on can help you with that - we have a 4 of them sat in the hangar behind me right nowOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDon't drive. Take the private jet....
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You accidentally forget to plug it in. Or you unplug it. Do you think we're all stupid or something?Originally posted by Lost It View PostNope.There will be a GPS device that tells them how many miles you have covered. Easy. They might even use the one in your phone. So if you turn your phone off, that will reduce the number of deaths as well.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Fly to and from Brussels then.Originally posted by Mordac View PostI promised the nice VAT man I wouldn't use it for pleasure...
nobody would consider visiting Brussels a pleasure.
<except Assguru>
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That's a mountain bike.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Also known as a BSO, or Bicycle Shaped Object.
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