Utter **********!!!

[Mordac]

Don't drive. Take the private jet....

I promised the nice VAT man I wouldn't use it for pleasure...

[mattfx]

Don't drive. Take the private jet....

The contract I'm on can help you with that - we have a 4 of them sat in the hangar behind me right now

[Mordac]

Nope.There will be a GPS device that tells them how many miles you have covered. Easy. They might even use the one in your phone. So if you turn your phone off, that will reduce the number of deaths as well.

You accidentally forget to plug it in. Or you unplug it. Do you think we're all stupid or something?

[BR14]

I promised the nice VAT man I wouldn't use it for pleasure...

Fly to and from Brussels then.
nobody would consider visiting Brussels a pleasure.
<except Assguru>

[RetSet]

ROTWILD GT S - Rotwild

That's a mountain bike.

Also known as a BSO, or Bicycle Shaped Object.

HTH.