Don't get drunk...

[SueEllen]

while doing a burglary. Australian intruder 'drank champagne and fell asleep' - BBC News

 

[northernladyuk]

while doing a burglary. Australian intruder 'drank champagne and fell asleep' - BBC News

At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.

 

[Paddy]

Cheap carpet, extension lead and messy cables; "expensive champagne". More like Australian Cava from Aldi at $7.99.

https://www.aldi.com.au/en/grocerie...ail/ps/p/veuve-olivier-french-sparkling-wine/

 

[SueEllen]

At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.

I was reading along to see if he pissed the bed.

 

[WTFH]

At least he didn't piss himself on the carpet. Get enough of that in the first class lounge.

That doesn't happen - MF has never been in there.

 

[cojak]

Cheap carpet, extension lead and messy cables; "expensive champagne". More like Australian Cava from Aldi at $7.99.

https://www.aldi.com.au/en/grocerie...ail/ps/p/veuve-olivier-french-sparkling-wine/

Not the carpet, but the extension lead and messy cables looks like a tidier version of under my desk (I have a vertical stack plugged into the extension for good measure, but I do unplug it every night to stop myself from frying in my bed).

Does anyone know where it point me for education in cleaning up the mess?

 

[northernladuk]

Not the carpet, but the extension lead and messy cables looks like a tidier version of under my desk (I have a vertical stack plugged into the extension for good measure, but I do unplug it every night to stop myself from frying in my bed).

Does anyone know where it point me for education in cleaning up the mess?

Mumsnet. Search for Penis Beaker.


HTH

 

[BrilloPad]

Mumsnet. Search for Penis Beaker.


HTH

What about centreparcs?