Chap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....
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FTFYOriginally posted by stek View PostChap next to me has gone home cos he's got a flight to catch
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Maybe that's some kind of euphemismOriginally posted by stek View PostChap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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poor "kittie" must be bleedingOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe that's some kind of euphemism
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Bloody men and their love of pussy.Originally posted by stek View PostChap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by stek View PostChap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....
I assume he's gay. Straight men don't give a tulip about cats.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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First world permie problems
Some of us do, just not domestic ones...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI assume he's gay. Straight men don't give a tulip about cats.

(Samburu, Kenya, September 2016)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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You assume wrong and are showing of your homophobia.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI assume he's gay. Straight men don't give a tulip about cats.
I know plenty of straight men with cats who actually care a lot for their pussy. Most won't tell the whole office though."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYou assume wrong and are showing of your homophobia.
I know plenty of straight men with cats who actually care a lot for their pussy. Most won't tell the whole office though.
(I see what you did there)
I did once take a day off (billable, obviously, but f-all work to do, so I'd only have been watching YouTube vids) when our cat died. I didn't do it solely for the brownie points, but they did come in handy when a Champs League away trip came up a few weeks later. Every little helps...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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