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    #31
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Thank feck the sprog's a bit better, eh. I haven't got kids but I can't imagine anything worse. Than having a hurt kid, that is, not than having kids.

    I think its still a bit too early for jokes EO!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      I think its still a bit too early for jokes EO!
      I wasn't actually trying to be funny - I just couldn't work out how to articulate that any better.

      Apologies if I caused offence to anyone. Sincerely.
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #33
        Oh dear, I must say I don't normally do the sympathy thing, if a mate's mother has died I usually take the opportunity to borrow some money off them while they're feeling vulnerable, or occasionally I poke fun at old people with a walking stick; however, in this particular case I've decided to make an execption,

        BUT ONLY THIS ONCE....OK

        So MF hope you're little'un is better soon.

        P.S.

        I'm a bit short, so if you could just slide me a couple of hunrded till the end of the month that. would be great
        I'm alright Jack

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          #34
          Originally posted by BlasterBates
          I'm a bit short, so if you could just slide me a couple of hunrded till the end of the month that. would be great
          How would £200 help your height? Unless it was in coinage in which case it would rasie you by a good 10 inches or so...
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #35
            Originally posted by BlasterBates
            Oh dear, I must say I don't normally do the sympathy thing, if a mate's mother has died I usually take the opportunity to borrow some money off them while they're feeling vulnerable, or occasionally I poke fun at old people with a walking stick; however, in this particular case I've decided to make an execption,

            BUT ONLY THIS ONCE....OK

            So MF hope you're little'un is better soon.

            P.S.

            I'm a bit short, so if you could just slide me a couple of hunrded till the end of the month that. would be great
            If you post your account details here i am sure the helpful people here would not mind to chip in. or somebody nice from nigeria will help.

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              #36
              Hi thanks all. Mordac did drop me a line earlier to say you were having a whip round. Lily says thanks and says she has her eye on the new Audi R8 and has asked me to set up www.LillysDadNeedsANewCar.com.

              She is a bit groggy, thousand yard stare and very jumpy, loud noises making her jump. I think this is caused by the drugs and the fact they dropped a clamp near her broken leg on the first night that kicked off another siezure.

              She is going to be in hospital for at least three weeks and if I have asked the hospital to let me use their WIFI(Aint going to happen is it).

              Anyway thanks all.

              MF
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                MF, hope the little 'un recovers quickly and completely, keep us posted we're all thinking of you and the family.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #38
                  Poor baby

                  I hope it will get better soon!

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                    #39
                    Thanks for keeping us posted, MF. All the very best and genuine good wishes for a speedy recovery to you all. The resiliance of little ones can be truly remarkable.

                    LB.

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                      #40
                      MF
                      Hope you little'un does a speedy recovery. Wish you best.

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