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Eurovision

Makes perfect sense to anyone with a basic grasp of English.

To be fair you and I have particular reasons why we know the difference, someone with a grasp of English like Bee would have to look the difference up in a dictionary.
 
I was reading Russian jokes at weekend about 'distrofiks' i.e. Patients with muscular dystrophy, some crackers!

Hello my Eagles!, says the doctor

We're not flying doc, the nurse turned the fan on...

That was for ATW....
 
How can you prove that I don't know the difference between a terminal and a chronicle disease? It's so difficult!!!
You have just proved my point. Oh and it's "chronic" not "chronicle".

And so what!!! Obviously, you are so idiot that you can't see the difference.
I know the difference and so do many on here due to personal circumstances.

These arguments don't make any sense.
When you don't know what words mean look them up in a dictionary.
 
You have just proved my point. Oh and it's "chronic" not "chronicle".


I know the difference and so do many on here due to personal circumstances.


When you don't know what words mean look them up in a dictionary.

You definitely don't know how to read, or you pick 2 or 3 words and you twist everything. I would call a lack of arguments as always.

Again, you don't know the difference between a sick people making jokes with themselves with sick people make jokes with healthy people. For you, it's the same, I have pity on you.
 
More ignorance.:facepalm:

Feck you have a sense of humour bypass.

Some countries stupidly spend loads on international events like Eurovision. Even countries that don't can get caught out if they win to much e.g. Ireland.
 
You definitely don't know how to read, or you pick 2 or 3 words and you twist everything. I would call a lack of arguments as always.

Again, you don't know the difference between a sick people making jokes with themselves with sick people make jokes with healthy people. For you, it's the same, I have pity on you.

No the issue is that you don't know what:
1. The various meanings of English words are, and,
2. The fact that most British jokes use double entendre or rely on historical events.

Oh and don't presume anything about posters on this board health or otherwise.

Feck I'm glad my European friends including Germans aren't as thick as you.
 
Mmmm. Proof positive Moderation has killed this forum see 2018 thread
 
Hmmm... looking foward to hearing some great numbers this weekend.

I'll be watching the whole show from the very first note.

Can't wait.

I'll be rooting for Sweden as usual, partly because I've given up on the UK ever winning again* but mainly because Sweden are the best hosts and we'll get to see the wonnerful Lynda Woodruff with her hilarious skit as an official spokesperson of the European Broadcasting Union.


*The last time we won it was one of those occassions that I remember what I was doing when I heard the news. We were all bowling along the Polden Hills on our way back from Lynmouth when the news came in that Katrina and the Waves had won with Walking on Sunshine so we all piles into the nearby Toby Inn and had a celebratory drink.

Yes, shame Lynda didn't get an outing during the halftime proceedings this year.

Absolutely hilarious!
 

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