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    #11
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Questionable moral standards and a pulse?
    Sounds like Mary Poppins....

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Sounds like Mary Poppins....
      Meow.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Men your age? Patience.
        nah I love it when they say "I can't wait to get you into bed"
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Meow.
          You might make her meow, I make her purr...
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            nah I love it when they say "I can't wait to get you into bed"
            You misheard. What they actually said was "I can't wait for you to go".
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              You misheard. What they actually said was "I can't wait for you to go".
              voice of experience eh?

              with mine she just shouts a lot about her coming! Not sure where from, she is already there.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                They need to be big enough to motorboat.

                That's all really

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  They need to be big enough to motorboat.

                  That's all really

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Actually I preferred Kardashians. Saggy natural don't do it for me. Fake pert or proper pert are good, beestings out and Test Manglers mama ries are also out.
                    Beestings is the first colostrum produced by cattle. Is that what you meant?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Beestings is the first colostrum produced by cattle. Is that what you meant?
                      MF went to public school didn't he so he probably meant Beastings to keep the Fags on their toes.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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