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(Tip - change the font colour to black for one or two of the letters in a dodgy word - swear filter will ignore it. That way you can call your pimp a useless wanker whenever you like)
Well spank. I have to go to my contract now. It's what grown ups do.
See if you can post another 100 today, turn a couple of contracts down, play with yourself some more and then tell the missus you've been ever so busy phoning agents - but they're bastards really, you're in for a couple, turned one down because it didnt pay enough and tell her how depressed you are. She'll understand.
Tell us all about it when she leaves you for a bloke with a job.