Originally posted by lilelvis2000
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I didn't make it in today - managed to get to King's Cross, just about to get on the Hammersmith and city line and BLARGH! I vomited everywhere and decided to creep home.
This new place is getting the arse because they got contractors in because their staff are all ill, but they're infecting the contractors too!!!Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Seems it doesn't take much to bring the trains to a halt...
Smouldering badger disrupts rail services
http://www.theregister.com/2006/10/2...dering_badger/Comment
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI didn't make it in today - managed to get to King's Cross, just about to get on the Hammersmith and city line and BLARGH! I vomited everywhere and decided to creep home.
This new place is getting the arse because they got contractors in because their staff are all ill, but they're infecting the contractors too!!!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I forgot to mention that in the evening on the way home - the trains were still not being allowed through. So, wait 30 mins. for a bus to Bolton - which takes nearly 60mins. to get there. wait 30 minutes for a virgin to Preston and then run at Preston to catch the service to York. And then a bus home. 2.5 hours later ..I get home.
Those of you following will have surmised that I spent an equal amount of time commuting as I spent in the office.
And this morning - as usual the 8:30 was cancelled.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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[QUOTE=Sockpuppet] I'm still not about of bed QUOTE]
There is something so very wrong with that! You're in bed talking to this lot?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnYou are Reginald Perrin and claim my £5.
"Twenty-two minutes late, badger ate a junction box at New Malden"Coffee's for closersComment
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"Eleven minutes late, staff difficulties, Hampton Wick."
"Eleven minutes late, signal failure at Vauxhall."
"Eleven minutes late, staff shortages, Nine Elms."
"Eleven minutes late, derailment of container truck, Raynes Park."
"Eleven minutes late, seasonal manpower shortages, Clapham Junction."
"Eleven minutes late, defective junction box, New Malden."
"Eleven minutes late, overheated axle at Berrylands."
"Eleven minutes late, defective axle at Wandsworth."
"Eleven minutes late, somebody had stolen the lines at Surbiton."
"Seventeen minutes late, defective bogey at Earlsfield."
"Seventeen minutes late, water seeping through the cables at Effingham Junction - there was a lot of Effingham and a good deal of Blindingham!"
"Twenty-two minutes late, black ice at Norbiton."
"Twenty-two minutes late, obstacles on the line at Berrylands."
"Twenty-two minutes late, badger ate a junction box at New Malden."
"Twenty-two minutes late, fed up by train delays, came by bike. Slow puncture at Peckham."
"Twenty-two minutes late, escaped puma, Chessington North.""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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eurostar was delyed so got to the hotel in Paris after modnight, still get double pay for Sunday travel, 1st class, working today in clients office then travel back to London tomorrow evening, all at ether double rate or time and half....not so bad considering the contract should have ended last Friday !!! and I've now been handed a 3 month renewal.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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