Acupuncture

[AtW]

My wife was told that her horoscope didn't match mine

Ohhh oooo, I think there is a divorce in the works...

Most likely she did not make proper horoscope that took into account her birthday time of up to 15 mins to when it happened - stars are moving quickly so timing is very important, you can't just make horoscope of being a Gemini for example - now that's a load of tosh.

[Ardesco]

Ohhh oooo, I think there is a divorce in the works...

Most likely she did not make proper horoscope that took into account her birthday time of up to 15 mins to when it happened - stars are moving quickly so timing is very important, you can't just make horoscope of being a Gemini for example - now that's a load of tosh.

It was done to her exact time of birth, and to mine. She is a Hindu and they are very particular about thier horoscopes, it was worked out according to the lunar calendar and everything.

[sasguru]

Atw,

What's the explanation of why Acupuncture works? Placebo, maybe?

[AtW]

Accupuncture helps channel energy of Buddha.

HTH

[MarillionFan]

I was under the impression certain points release endomorphins when simulated. I paid for this, but it was at my local doctors surgery.

Osteopath tomorrow. Least that works.

Then maybe sucky sucky 5 dollar.

[Paddy]

I thought this thread was going to be about Accenture

NO! It's about little ******. (PR1CKS)

[Spacecadet]

It was done to her exact time of birth, and to mine. She is a Hindu and they are very particular about thier horoscopes, it was worked out according to the lunar calendar and everything.

My wife is Hindu too... before we got married her mother needed my exact birth time so that the priests could calculate the best date and time for us to get married on. We then were given about 3 dates in that year in which to marry.

[Xenophon]

Then maybe sucky sucky 5 dollar.

Always a good fall-back option, in my opinion...

[Lucifer Box]

The only thing astrology proves is that there's one born every minute

- Patrick Moore

[XperTest]

Just for fun have a look at this current Dutch commercial on the topic of acupuncture..