Taking some townies for a walk in the bluebells, followed by lunch in a local, then a gig on Saturday night where we get paid in beer and fish n chips.
Gardening the rest of the time (got to keep on top of your investments if you want to get a high yield)

For me it is "Bedxtravaganza" with this ladyboy in Wales. His husband is off to a stamp collectors gig in Llandudno.