I'm amazed...

[zeitghost]

that no one has mentioned the hunt for the chappie who's taking a dump on the trains in the South East...

So I have.

 

[DaveB]

We already new the trains were tulip, so what new

 

[Spacecadet]

I'm sure i did see a thread with a link in it to the story but no one replied

 

[Troll]

that no one has mentioned the hunt for the chappie who's taking a dump on the trains in the South East...

So I have.

The chappie is obviously an immigrant and as such the 'marking' of his territory is part of his culture & traditions.

 

[supremepods]

The chappie is obviously an immigrant and as such the 'marking' of his territory is part of his culture & traditions.

Yes, his picture was on the BBC website so it can be confirmed that he is an IC3 male with a predisposition for shitting on trains and smearing all over everything.

 

[hyperD]

Well, when they catch him I hope they rub his nose in it like we used to do with our dog when he used to crap on the carpet.

 

[DaveB]

I think he may have moved north and be tulipting in the offices of large multinational Telco's. Judging by the stink in the offices here atm.

Mind you, it smelt like someone had dropped a wet one when I came in though the main entrance this morning as well.

 

[Mr Crosby]

They have spent something in the region of 60k to clean up after him. How do they get that for scrapping a few turds off a seat?

 

[Spacecadet]

They have spent something in the region of 60k to clean up after him. How do they get that for scrapping a few turds off a seat?

carriages have to be taken out of service, so add the shunting plus late/cancelled train costs on to that

 

[DaveB]

So does anyone actually have a link to the original story?