Private plates...

[MrsGoof]

you live in surbiton, she drives a white car with the reg

B1CHY

£5 pounds please

[dang65]

There's so many personal numberplates round where we live (Cheshire set zone) that you're a bit of an eccentric freak if you just have a standard plate.

I even saw M1LFS the other day, but it wasn't on a pink Porsche with two middle aged boob job blondes in as one might expect, it was just on a normal white van. Most confusing.

[Ardesco]

Nice try but nope, it is her real name which is on her birth certificate (Clue she only has 4 letters in her name).

Prize for guessing the correct name, none really just something to do if you are bored

I know somebody who used to live in Surbiton, they ran the unwins off license for a while before they got sick of the company and quit. Completely off topic but what the hey...

[SasGnu]

I was hoping I could get

5A5 GNU

or how about

5A5 15 A KN0B

Or is that too big?

[gingerjedi]

Nice try but nope, it is her real name which is on her birth certificate (Clue she only has 4 letters in her name).

Prize for guessing the correct name, none really just something to do if you are bored

I know somebody who used to live in Surbiton, they ran the unwins off license for a while before they got sick of the company and quit. Completely off topic but what the hey...

Give us another clue, is it a traditional English type name or Thai?

[Ardesco]

Give us another clue, is it a traditional English type name or Thai?

She was born and raised in this country, I'm not a complete looser dammit!!!

[Flubster]

Give us another clue, is it a traditional English type name or Thai?

And to cut it down even further, was 'she' born male or female...?

[sasguru]

So there we have it. Ardesco is married to a transexual of Thai origin (born and raised in this country).

[Generalist]

Nice try but nope, it is her real name which is on her birth certificate (Clue she only has 4 letters in her name).

It must be a pre-1963 plate to have only 4 characters, and if none have been adapted from numbers other than a 1, her name must either begin or end with an I, which limits the girls names I can think of. Is she called 1 RMA?

Incidentally a good one to have got before the product was famous would have been 1 POD. I'm hanging on for PEN 15 to come on the market....

[Xenophon]

It must be a pre-1963 plate to have only 4 characters, and if none have been adapted from numbers other than a 1, her name must either begin or end with an I, which limits the girls names I can think of. Is she called 1 RMA?

Incidentally a good one to have got before the product was famous would have been 1 POD. I'm hanging on for PEN 15 to come on the market....

Your knowledge of the history of registration plates is rather worrying, but I liked the PEN 15 / come on bit.

Xeno in 'toilet humour for the win' mode