Few years back I was pulling out of the Tesco car park in Slough and while waiting for a gap to pull out some youths appeared / opened my boot and nicked my shopping, another time I pulled up to make a mobile call and within 3mins some women was knocking on my window (hooker). They film a lot of those Dave / channel 5 Police Inceptor stuff around Slough.

F some youths appeared / opened my boot and nicked my shopping
First visit to attend a meeting
Can see what John Betjeman was on about now

another time I pulled up to make a mobile call to a hooker and within 3mins some woman was knocking on my window.
Its Improved over the last 20 years.
PM me & I'll buy you a pint later.

You chose a client based in Slough? AYCOTBAC ?
Desperate times ....![]()
Would it be Telefonica/O2/ICI/Mars or some small outfit ?