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They only way you would get invited back is if she wanted to use your body. For kidney donation.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIt is true. She might possibly invite me to hers
You should face reality. You will never have to worry about buying contraceptives as your personality suffices.Comment
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Hence proved that I am not full of sh!tOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThey only way you would get invited back is if she wanted to use your body. For kidney donation.
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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For dessert, we have someone over from Montreal office. I am eating the maple syrup chocolate now.Comment
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I really don't know what to make of thatOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostFor dessert, we have someone over from Montreal office.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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MrMarkyMark in Zeity mode.....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI really don't know what to make of that
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This is why I come here. For the sniping, and the made up sexual activity.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIn your (wet) dreams fat boy.
Au contraire, I have had more action, in the last week, than you have had in the last 10 years.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Result all round, thenOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThis is why I come here. For the sniping, and the made up sexual activity.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Is that so difficult to find on the interweb?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThis is why I come here. For the made up sexual activity.
I am sure FLC can send you a list of the last 10 websites he visited and you will be happy for years.Comment
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