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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I do flirt though. With the male servers as much as the female ones. A free stamp is a free stamp.
    Always a winner, if you play ball with both teams.

    Tart!

    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      It is true. She might possibly invite me to hers
      They only way you would get invited back is if she wanted to use your body. For kidney donation.

      You should face reality. You will never have to worry about buying contraceptives as your personality suffices.

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        They only way you would get invited back is if she wanted to use your body. For kidney donation.
        Hence proved that I am not full of sh!t

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          #14
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          It is true. She might possibly invite me to hers
          In your (wet) dreams fat boy.

          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          W@nkyMark
          Au contraire, I have had more action, in the last week, than you have had in the last 10 years.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            For dessert, we have someone over from Montreal office. I am eating the maple syrup chocolate now.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              For dessert, we have someone over from Montreal office.
              I really don't know what to make of that
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                I really don't know what to make of that
                MrMarkyMark in Zeity mode.....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  In your (wet) dreams fat boy.



                  Au contraire, I have had more action, in the last week, than you have had in the last 10 years.
                  This is why I come here. For the sniping, and the made up sexual activity.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    This is why I come here. For the sniping, and the made up sexual activity.
                    Result all round, then
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      This is why I come here. For the made up sexual activity.
                      Is that so difficult to find on the interweb?

                      I am sure FLC can send you a list of the last 10 websites he visited and you will be happy for years.

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