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[vetran]

I roll and smoke £500 notes these days

Is that because the hookers won't take em?

[FatLazyContractor]

Is that because the hookers won't take em?

I pay them with my Halifax Clarity card. You just swipe between .....

[LucidDementia]

No way hose, not with AnyW's Barge pole, You have as much chance of getting laid as FLC in a brothel with £500 in his back pocket.

He can reach his back pocket?

[alphadog]

I pay them with my Halifax Clarity card. You just swipe between .....

Charlie Sheen ain't got nothin on FatLazyContractor

[vetran]

He can reach his back pocket?

just one of the many problems FLC faces getting laid!

[MrMarkyMark]

just one of the many problems FLC faces getting laid!

You mean all the posts about horny, young, Italians, crawling up his bed post are all untrue?

[Forgotmylogin]

You mean all the posts about horny, young, Italians, crawling up his bed post are all untrue?

Didn't you know? All Italians love Hugo Boss. They much prefer his suits to any Italian designer.

[vetran]

I pay them with my Halifax Clarity card. You just swipe between .....

Amex Black surely? INKSPE

[Halo Jones]

I can't work out what this acronym stands for.

I know what it means - & as a permanent permie my answer stands