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EO's Brilliant plan B

EternalOptimist

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I just had this amazing brain wave.

Think about yer bog, right. It's either vacant or occupied, right ?

what about a little glass indicator, colour coded to indicate the stinkiness ? It could contain f@rt-gas sentised chemicals that change colour.
Green = safe to enter
Red = Respirator only
Amber = It's one of yours so it's ok



what do youse reckon ?
 
I just had this amazing brain wave.

Think about yer bog, right. It's either vacant or occupied, right ?

what about a little glass indicator, colour coded to indicate the stinkiness ? It could contain f@rt-gas sentised chemicals that change colour.
Green = safe to enter
Red = Respirator only
Amber = It's one of yours so it's ok



what do youse reckon ?

Need more info. What does code brown mean?
 
I've got one of those. It's called a nose.
 
I've got one of those. It's called a nose.

Ah yes, but this is an early warning detection system to protect your pristine schnozz from having to endure the faintest whiff of an EO Burger. :D
 
I just had this amazing brain wave.

Think about yer bog, right. It's either vacant or occupied, right ?

what about a little glass indicator, colour coded to indicate the stinkiness ? It could contain f@rt-gas sentised chemicals that change colour.
Green = safe to enter
Red = Respirator only
Amber = It's one of yours so it's ok



what do youse reckon ?

Hmm, I will have to get my lawyers to check that you aren't breaching any patents on the Bacchus "I'd give it a minute" timer - bascially a 60 second timer, like a wind-up egg timer, mounted on the privy door. If you know you've done a smelly one you come out and wind it to a minute, if it's very bad you might want to give it two, or even three, but until it goes "ping" it's enter at your own risk!
 
I want to see this demonstrated on dragons den.
 
Available in all sizes. No more bathroom smells. no tears when peeling onions.

Available in all sizes. No more bathroom smells. no tears when peeling onions.

$_57.JPG
 

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