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Friday Caption Competition

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    Friday Caption Competition





    These bits were left over from the IKEA flat
    pack shrine.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    And the bit that's left sticking out has Jesus on it.
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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      #3


      Asian Elvis sings happy birthday to bemused Pope.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        well he was a carpenter

        I got wood
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Pope: great thanks, now do you have any young boys here?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            If you make me take that I'm going to stick it up yer arse.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              And tonight, on stars in their eyes, I present Demis Roussos.

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