First Day

[eddie1507]

Hi Guys,

It is my first day tomorrow at my contract never been contracting before, any tips before my first day ?

[tractor]

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Hi Guys,

It is my first day tomorrow at my contract never been contracting before, any tips before my first day ?

Pro tip: Learn all you need to know at least 6 months before your first day. Sorry, you missed the boat.

Seriously, there are so many tips, you need to start at the links on the right and work your way through the whole lot

And good luck.

[mudskipper]

Hi Guys,

It is my first day tomorrow at my contract never been contracting before, any tips before my first day ?

Befriend the receptionist and IT support, and you won't go far wrong.

[greenlake]

Hi Guys,

It is my first day tomorrow at my contract never been contracting before, any tips before my first day ?

If you're in London, and were planning to get the tube to work, make sure you have a plan B....

[Zero Liability]

Summer Budget 2015 denounced as 'bad' for contractors :: Contractor UK

Enjoy.

[SpontaneousOrder]

don't take a single day off, and then take every penny yourCo has out on 5th April next year.

[eddie1507]

Summer Budget 2015 denounced as 'bad' for contractors :: Contractor UK

Enjoy.

WOW that's not good 7.5 % extra tax on dividends :@

[stek]

Hi Guys,

It is my first day tomorrow at my contract never been contracting before, any tips before my first day ?

Open up Terminal, connect to a server, type 'tail -f /var/adm/messages' and stare at it nodding disapprovingly/approvingly at it every so often, install 'poo-timer', check out the totty, determine which trap in the bogs has the best wifi/3g connectivity, check if the toilet seat/bowl shape is suitable for wanking whilst sitting, check said bogs for 'Bob bogies' on the walls and footmarks combined with tulipt-stains on the seats.

Scope the newest boozer/Greggs/Subway/BrewDog, seek out a kindred spirit in the office and main with him/her/it, and that's it!

[eddie1507]

Open up Terminal, connect to a server, type 'tail -f /var/adm/messages' and stare at it nodding disapprovingly/approvingly at it every so often, install 'poo-timer', check out the totty, determine which trap in the bogs has the best wifi/3g connectivity, check if the toilet seat/bowl shape is suitable for wanking whilst sitting, check said bogs for 'Bob bogies' on the walls and footmarks combined with tulipt-stains on the seats.

Scope the newest boozer/Greggs/Subway/BrewDog, seek out a kindred spirit in the office and main with him/her/it, and that's it!

LOL !!

I have already found the nearest subway :P can't be going in on the first day without a full tummy

[stek]

LOL !!

I have already found the nearest subway :P can't be going in on the first day without a full tummy

The Greggs £2 bacon roll (barm) and a coffee deal is hard to beat.