Where is Suity?

[FatLazyContractor]

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[BrilloPad]

Come back suity! tpd needs you....

[MarillionFan]

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Brillo took him to Portugal and left him in the villa when he went to a restaurant.

[CoolCat]

He has the Les Patterson world guide to rub a dub shops, and is working his way around them. If you feel the urge ask the concierge.

[barrydidit]

Locked in a teutonic fritzl cellar?

[barrydidit]

Or he could be busy trying to save that Russian satellite. Right at this very moment he's scanning the diaries of his stakeholders looking for a suitable window for a requirements workshop..

[stek]

The Bash shellshock exploit got him.

He is now in Unix Detox studying korn shell and esc-k,k,k,k,k till the right command comes up....

[TykeMerc]

Just let the flounced, feckwit, attention seeking, fantasist, lying, boring twat lie and stop trying to entice him back, it's been a blessed relief for the last few days.

Good riddance, if that oxygen thief ever reappears it will be far too soon.

[alluvial]

Just let the flounced, feckwit, attention seeking, fantasist, lying, boring twat lie and stop trying to entice him back, it's been a blessed relief for the last few days.

Good riddance, if that oxygen thief ever reappears it will be far too soon.

I thought you liked him....

[BrilloPad]

Brillo took him to Portugal and left him in the villa when he went to a restaurant.

Fancy a trip to Portugal? I can't afford it - but I reckon several posters would chip in...