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My contracting nick name is Smaug. So when you feel brave enough little Hobbit bring it on.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostMy contracting nick name is Smeg. So when you feel brave enough little Hobbit bring it on.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMy contracting nick name is Smaug. So when you feel brave enough little Hobbit bring it on.
bawbag
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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And drop the word 'contract'! You are not a mafia enforcer!!
Also, stop saying 'agent'! You're not in the bloody matrix!!
In fact, stop saying 'saying'! We are not talking to each other!!! Your typing it out!!!!!!Comment
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Daily rates? You're not a 1970's council officer!Originally posted by Avalonia View PostHe's got a point though . The endless bragging on here about ...daily rates...
Also, don't type "pimp". You're not a body available for hire... oh... wait.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostMy contracting nick name is Smegma. So when you feel brave enough little knobit bring it on.Comment
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This is CUK. Of course I expected insults. I was just thinking those terms in particular sound stupidly macho and unprofessional.Originally posted by eek View PostAnd with 4 posts in 6 months why do you think you deserve anything other than insults...
I don't post here much since I moved most of my wittering to Twitter. & seems like every time I come here there's a new reputation system, and my old rep never gets TUPE'd over.
That's What She Said!!Originally posted by Scruff View PostThunderKnobb more like it
blimey yes that's worst one of all.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAlso, don't type "pimp"Comment
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Can I add 'sockie' to the list - a particular forum obsession which makes no sense at all⭐️ Gold Star ContractorComment
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