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    #21
    Actually very poorly

    Been holed up in my hotel room all day.

    Feel absolutely fecking awful

    This germ just keeps on giving.

    See if I can struggle in tomorrow. At least then I can eat.

    No fecking room service in this crappy motel.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Been holed up in my hotel room all day.

      Feel absolutely fecking awful

      This germ just keeps on giving.

      See if I can struggle in tomorrow. At least then I can eat.

      No fecking room service in this crappy motel.
      That is actually a long time to be sick dude.

      Seen the docs?

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        #23
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        That is actually a long time to be sick dude.

        Seen the docs?
        No. I've been sick since the last week in January.

        Then again so has the missus. We're just very run down and picking up everything going.

        Strangely the run of bad health started when my grandfather died. That in itself was stressful, but having to organise his funeral when the next of kin, beneficiary and executor refuses to lift a finger is also quite stressful.

        Nearly springtime.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          This has been going round Germany for a while now. A friend has been like this since end of December and is currently on various different medications (and alcohol free beer, the poor bugger) but doesn't seem to be catching although he knows that if he comes anywhere near anyone with a cold, he's stuffed. However he is a contractor so is still invoicing
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Nearly springtime.
            Apparently the clap season
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #26
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              This has been going round Germany for a while now. A friend has been like this since end of December and is currently on various different medications (and alcohol free beer, the poor bugger) but doesn't seem to be catching although he knows that if he comes anywhere near anyone with a cold, he's stuffed. However he is a contractor so is still invoicing
              Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, you're under.

              You will develop a penchant for flying poorly maintained light airtcraft.

              3,2,1 you're back in the room.

              Oh hi Darmy
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Been holed up in my hotel room all day.

                Feel absolutely fecking awful

                This germ just keeps on giving.

                See if I can struggle in tomorrow. At least then I can eat.

                No fecking room service in this crappy motel.
                So it's your fault is. Went to office at 5am this morning by 12.30 I was running a temperature, sore throat, cough, aches and pains and had to go back to hotel where been in bed for four hours sweating like Brillopad at a Divorce Lawyers conference.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Also lurgified.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Also lurgified.
                    It cannot be manflu. Its just a touch of ebola.

                    I have just coughed my lungs inside out. How can I push them back in?

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                      #30
                      Sy02/06 both have it.

                      Plus the SY02-Parents.

                      It's so bad I nearly sympathise with MF.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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