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What do you call...

Thread starter EternalOptimist
Start date Feb 19, 2015

EternalOptimist

The beerded one

Feb 19, 2015 16:58

#1

what do you call a two foot Irishman who has a lack of iron in his blood ?

stek

Double Godlike!

Feb 19, 2015 17:06

#2

If it's A Knee Mick i.e. Anaemic I'm going to kill myself...

#isthisjokefrom1972

Jubber

Fingers like lightning

Feb 19, 2015 17:10

#3

What do you call a

What do you call a

... bloke with a rabbit up his bum?

scooterscot

I live on CUK

Feb 19, 2015 18:00

#4

So this guy walks into an optician

So this guy walks into an optician

ouch

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