You're Late

[suityou01]

This is what I was presented with when I arrived at work this morning. 9am sharp.

"Really? What time were you expecting me?"

<dismissive hand gesture>
"Never mind, now about such and such ....."

Now one of the other colleagues is giving me the cold shoulder.

Taken in the context that I have been starting between 8 and 8:30 most days, but I told them a few days back that I shall start at 9, and work later as otherwise I have a long boring evening at the hotel.

Also taken in the context that I never leave until the work is done, and on the occasion they have needed me to fly out on a Sunday so I can come in early on Monday I have done this without question. Also when they have just generally needed me to come in early (say 6:30am) again I have done this without question.

Am I bovvered?

 

[mudskipper]

How late? Any sickness? Tender breasts? Have you done a test?

 

[suityou01]

How late? Any sickness? Tender breasts? Have you done a test?

I can't be

 

[eek]

I can't be

Have you been using protection? Everytime? Really? REALLY? Are you really sure?

 

[suityou01]

Have you been using protection? Everytime? Really? REALLY? Are you really sure?

But I never swallow. I can't be. Really really can't be.

 

[FatLazyContractor]

Tell them to shove a big fat pretzel up their sauerkrat arse.

Because you are a contractor, and you can!

 

[d000hg]

Mmm, pretzels.

 

[eek]

Mmm, pretzels.

Mmm even after you know where they have been? That isn't chocolate you know..

 

[TheFaQQer]

How late? Any sickness? Tender breasts? Have you done a test?

He's pissed on a mattress, but not on a stick yet.

 

[Dark Black]

Mmm even after you know where they have been? That isn't chocolate you know..

Chocolate pretzels have never been the same since that film...

ewww

(was very funny though )