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Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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At least, I think I must be.
Of course you are my bright little starbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Now you're showing your age -it riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave.
Anyway...
Nietzsche was out to dinner and pondering that to have for pud. "I bet you're thinking of the profiteroles", said one of his companions. "I don't think I am" he replied, and promptly vanished.
IGMC....Blog? What blog...?
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Not old enough to have lost my memory - you forget face piles of trials with smiles
Like that niezt neiz,neithz, that joke anywaybloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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A famous French quotation:
Si le bon Dieu a mis les anglais sur une île, c'est qu'il avait ses raisons.First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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this thread is far to clever for me.. i shall not be veiwing it again.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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That's because Andy(with his tiny w) hasn't made a post!Originally posted by kramerthis thread is far to clever for me..Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
International Talk Like a Pirate DayComment
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