Competiton

[Churchill]

Or you could purchase the Ardesco Competetor Removal Service for a measly £20,000 cash in hand.

He will suddenly become unrealiable (Not turning up/answering the phone), and he will stop looking for new business. In fact for all intents and purposes he will no longer exist.....

I can offer you a discount on the "Churchill Spell Check System"...

[Ardesco]

My solution can remove all memories of spelling errors....

[Antman]

Loved the reply to Marillion Fan asking him about whether he does Oral Anal or Double Penetration


Exactly!


You got to admire his honesty!