Stretching

[minestrone]

I used to know a chap who could pull his scrotum out and over his belt. It was his drunken pub party piece.

[mudskipper]

I used to know a chap who could pull his scrotum out and over his belt. It was his drunken pub party piece.

That's what running in the desert does to you. Just look at camels.

Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.

[original PM]

That's what running in the desert does to you. Just look at camels.

Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.

How do you stumble across that without typing "video of a woman tying her labia in a bow" into google?

Just asking like not saying anything dodgy involved!

[mudskipper]

How do you stumble across that without typing "video of a woman tying her labia in a bow" into google?

Just asking like not saying anything dodgy involved!

I really can't remember - I think it may have been related to the fanny selfie thread.

[EternalOptimist]

ah yes!
the old 'saddle bags' look.


Must admit I moved on from that to the 'clam and prawn'

[VectraMan]

Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.

Maybe I've led a sheltered life but I didn't think the labia was capable of movement. I find it difficult enough to tie a bow with my hands.

[TheCyclingProgrammer]

On a serious note, anything but very light stretching without warming up is a recipe for a pulled muscle. I certainly wouldn't be doing any serious stretching routine first thing out of bed.

[minestrone]

On a serious note, anything but very light stretching without warming up is a recipe for a pulled muscle. I certainly wouldn't be doing any serious stretching routine first thing out of bed.

Oh Christ, don't say that, expect "is it too early for stretching" threads for days on end

[BrilloPad]

I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

Does anyone else do this?

Does it include touching your toes? Or maybe just being able to see your toes?