I used to know a chap who could pull his scrotum out and over his belt. It was his drunken pub party piece.
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That's what running in the desert does to you. Just look at camels.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI used to know a chap who could pull his scrotum out and over his belt. It was his drunken pub party piece.
Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.Comment
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How do you stumble across that without typing "video of a woman tying her labia in a bow" into google?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThat's what running in the desert does to you. Just look at camels.
Edit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.
Just asking like not saying anything dodgy involved!Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostHow do you stumble across that without typing "video of a woman tying her labia in a bow" into google?
Just asking like not saying anything dodgy involved!

I really can't remember - I think it may have been related to the fanny selfie thread.Comment
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ah yes!
the old 'saddle bags' look.
Must admit I moved on from that to the 'clam and prawn'(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Maybe I've led a sheltered life but I didn't think the labia was capable of movement. I find it difficult enough to tie a bow with my hands.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostEdit: In a similar vein I did once stumble across a video of a woman who could tie a bow with her labia.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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On a serious note, anything but very light stretching without warming up is a recipe for a pulled muscle. I certainly wouldn't be doing any serious stretching routine first thing out of bed.Comment
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Oh Christ, don't say that, expect "is it too early for stretching" threads for days on endOriginally posted by TheCyclingProgrammer View PostOn a serious note, anything but very light stretching without warming up is a recipe for a pulled muscle. I certainly wouldn't be doing any serious stretching routine first thing out of bed.Comment
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Does it include touching your toes? Or maybe just being able to see your toes?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated
Does anyone else do this?Comment
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