I am the operator with my pocket calculator.
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Counting your balls again?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am the operator with my pocket calculator.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Eins, zwei, dreiOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostCounting your balls again?
I blame Radioactivity.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Strange the rest of us blame fantasist bulltulip.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEins, zwei, drei
I blame Radioactivity.
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Shut it before I set ze Robots on you.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostStrange the rest of us blame fantasist bulltulip.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Oh I feel a ditty coming onOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostEins, zwei, drei
I blame Radioactivity.
Hitler has only got one ball;
The other is next to Suity's tool
His mother, a little bugger,
Put it there when he was small.Comment
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Bahn, Bahn, Bahn on the Autobahn. Aut-o-bahn.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am the operator with my pocket calculator.
Nicht war?Comment
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Nicht.Originally posted by zemoxyl View PostBahn, Bahn, Bahn on the Autobahn. Aut-o-bahn.
Nicht war?
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Klar.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNicht.
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn.
Ein Lied in meinem Kopf.Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der AutobahnComment
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