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    #11
    Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
    I must not click that link in the office.
    I must not click that link in the office.
    I must not click that link in the office.
    I must not click that link in the office.
    I must not click that link in the office.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
      That's just sad.

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        #13
        Only 100. That's nothing!

        MTT

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          #14
          Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
          A very trashy rag.

          Last time I picked up a copy, there was a story about some girl who had been found dead with her laptop tuned to a porn site and a vibrator still inserted.

          I think they're trying to debase us.
          Using the big dial? Do you get your internet AM or FM?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            I am guessing this is the ultimate JSA scam.

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              #16
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Dale, meet Kim....

              Woman who has up to 100 orgasms a DAY left in agony as even doing housework can trigger a climax | Daily Mail Online

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                #17
                I wouldn't challenge him to an arm-wrestling contest
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Due to shame, guilt and fear of rejection, it is not clear how many people have the condition, as some patients may suffer in silence.
                  Silence? Not even a gasp?

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                    #19
                    Quite possibly not true it seems

                    But there is always this

                    Wrong thread, doh! Should be here: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...n-fiction.html

                    Last edited by darmstadt; 23 September 2014, 20:18.
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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