Booooring!!!!!!

[Ardesco]

Somebody start an interesting thread, everything today seems quite dull. I'm so fed up of seeing this bLiar crap in the papers that even abusing him in public has lost its lustre.

Anybody got anything interesting or amusing to write ?

[oraclesmith]

Have you noticed that the 'Urgent contracts' page on CUK hasn't been updated for two weeks ?

[Jesus]

Have you noticed how tradesmen always feel the need to whistle. It's not even any particular song. But they all seem to make the same noise. Is it some kind of mating call?

The truth is out there!?

[GreenerGrass]

This is a good story, the one with the weird black Emo Phillips haircut is particularly freakish.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...8&in_page_id=2

The hardcopy Metro has an additional piece about a naked American man covered in olive oil and oats getting a horse to lick them off.

[Troll]

This is a good story, the one with the weird black Emo Phillips haircut is particularly freakish.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...8&in_page_id=2

The hardcopy Metro has an additional piece about a naked American man covered in olive oil and oats getting a horse to lick them off.

A pervert who has been banned from every field in Britain was further disgraced yesterday, after being found lurking at the stables where he had sex with a horse.

Mark Woollen had been bailed after admitting the act with the horse, Molly, at East Benton Stables, Tyne and Wear. But while awaiting sentence he was seen near the stables again.

The 33-year-old, of Longbenton, Northumberland, was electronically tagged after North Tyneside magistrates found he had breached his bail conditions.

Prosecutor Kevin Wardlaw said: 'What on earth was he doing there at 6.45am? It is obvious he needs help.'

The horse he did the bad thing to, whose name is Molly, is reported by her owner to have lost weight due to the stress of the abuse.

[Ardesco]

Was in the Standard yesterday as well.

Good old Americans, one guy is caught standing there so he fesses up the whole thing when he could have probably got away with saying they were hoping to raid the corpse for jewellry.

I think they would probably have been more lenient on grave robbers than necrophilic body stealers

American proving that dumb can be a way of life

[wonderwaif]

"The horse he did the bad thing to, whose name is Molly, is reported by her owner to have lost weight due to the stress of the abuse."

How on earth would she have noticed? The guy must be hung like a, erm, horse!

[Ardesco]

Depends where he was shoving it, a nostril isn't that big....

[oraclesmith]

Nah. The owner's lawyer probably told him to say that to get compensation.

[GreenerGrass]

Nah. The owner's lawyer probably told him to say that to get compensation.

Yeah, next they'll be saying the horse is now a recluse and doesn't go out to discos and stuff.